Angry Haiku

So freaking tired.

Why do kids wake up early?

Give them sleeping pills!

Another Morning

To the Job I Truly Loathe

Just for Thirty K

Wet, wet bathroom rug

Do you even use a towel?

I just don’t get it

What was I thinking

Looking back, you disgust me

I never came once

can’t be a porn star

dick curves like a banana

forever alone

once, i was a jock

now my scotums in my sock

lost hair found in ears

Dumbass manager

Fucking things up once again

You are why I drink

Just stand somewhere else.

I will kick you in the back

to clear the door-way.

This shit is not free

pay for it you cocksucking

Senior Discount fuck.

Fuck you cunting fuck

Why does it hurt when i piss

my cock is on fire

you slow walking dick.

oh, and now you’re going to stop?

don’t see why I should.

Great Dane colon blow

new carpet ass-mastered now

yard’s for shitting, Fucko

Eggs, Sausage and Cheese

I love breakfast burritos

my jeans are too tight

Annoying Booger

Poised on the edge of my thumb

Get off, damnit you

Telephone scammer

Cease calling my cell phone, please

Or airhorn ensues.

Oh how I would love

To Hold you passionately

And break your neck, bitch.

Ninety-Nine Degrees

Outside, it’s mid-October

Fuck you, weather man

You asked for steak RARE

Blame me for the blood on plate

Fuck waiting tables

Job market is shit.

Seems recruiters know nothing.

Perhaps I’ll do porn.

Haikus are calming.

with five, seven, five syllables,

wait. eight. Fuck. SHIT FUCK!